This morning, we left the house commando (just her). The potty came along just in case I needed a vessel for her to let loose in. Of course, the urge came…right in front of a glorious house.

I didn’t want to ask her to wait, so I parked the stroller and whipped out her potty right in front of their gate. These people were probably having a grand old laugh, sipping espressos on their patio facing the bayou, watching my toddler take a piss on their security camera.

Whatever. This is life. Enjoy the show! I closed the potty with a click and hung it back on the stroller, pleased with Evie and myself for a successful #1.

Not thinking, at the time, that it’s been a solid day since she’s gone #2 and she is normally a once-a-day pooer.

You know what comes next….

Selfie taken without being detected by the crowd, I pull up Facebook to post. I click on upload photo and pause as I see my face in the image I just captured.

Look at those wrinkles around my eyes.
Look at the lines around my mouth.

My finger pauses on the post button as I debate filtering the photo to remove the lines. But I can’t do that. Filtering my photo to remove my wrinkles would be fake. I made a vow to myself to not be fake on my blog. I might not share every detail of my life, but I’m not going to cover up anything real with something manufactured.

Standing there in the cold, the action on the field paused for a water break but I continue my own game in my head. There are two sides playing in my mind, kicking the idea of my wrinkles around. Do they really bother me? If they do, why don’t I do something about them? But when I start to consider fixing my face, I start to think about the other things I would rather fix first. I start picking apart the other pieces of me that also need adjusting.

I’m lying in the queen-sized bed of our short-term rental, nursing my 2-year-old daughter Evie before she lays down to nap. I haven’t weaned her yet. These nursing sessions before bed are not something she’s ready to give up and I’m not taking them away until she’s ready. Every child has their own path to growing up, after all.

She’s snuggled up on me, with her head full of blonde curls resting in the crook of my left arm – her favorite position. I look down and gently brush a stray collection of hair off her face. As the lay my arm back down on the bed, Evie makes eye contact with her one deep, blue eye. I see a bit of mischievousness twinkle in that left eye for just a moment. It’s not uncommon to see that spark in her; she’s a Gemini after all and always up to something.

As I look into her eye, her hand moves over and does the thing I’ve been hoping she wouldn’t do. My hope was pointless though since every day for months it’s been the same.

Evie takes her little hand, grabs my unoccupied boob, and gives it a hefty twist.

Yes. A twist. As I am laying here on the bed, trying to lovingly nurse my sweet angel child to sleep, this toddler decides to give her mother a tittie twister.

The first words I often hear in the morning come from my two-year-old daughter Evie. When she wakes up, she immediately demands to be let out from her bed by saying the word “mommy” repeatedly. It’s never a calm request. The way she says mommy changes in tone the longer I take to come get her. Her “mommy” starts off sounding like, “why aren’t you here already?” and escalates to “get the hell in here now you sloth of a woman and pick me up!”

She starts off saying mommy as an order for me to come get her. But it never fails that her next word she says when she first lays eyes on me is “boobie!”

Not morning. Not hi. Not good morning mother I love you and we are going to have a great day.

No.

She says boobie.

She says it like she’s ordering her breakfast…because she is.

Yes, I still nurse her.

I don’t talk to my immediate family. My mother died years ago so there’s just my brother and dad left. Still, it’s been decades since I’ve said two words to either of them. I know they are alive…but that’s about it. There’s no desire in me to reach out. I’ve made peace with that experience and took what I needed from it to grow into the person I am today.

Despite my disconnection from my family, I recently had a dream about my dad. This was out of nowhere. Brains are funny like that. Why this dream swirled down through my mind is a mystery. But it stuck with me, and I wanted to document it here.

These past few weeks have been chaotic and crazy. Closing a chapter on your life is always bittersweet and our move out of our old home is no exception. We’ve made countless memories between these walls, and I will hold them in my heart forever.

Through sweat and too much heavy lifting for people close to 40, Vince and I managed to empty our home into two storage pods and a 10×10 storage unit, defying the law of gravity and personal safety with Tetris-like packing skills.

We’re exhausted but not broken.