I don’t know if there’s a single day that has gone by, since becoming a mother 15 years ago, that I have NOT ended the day without some bodily fluid on my clothing. Most of the time, this fluid is not my own. And, I have to be ok with that.  

In the early baby days, I suppose that’s normal and expected. You change diapers and shit happens (literally). You burp your baby and they spit up on your shirt. The baby num-nums on your shoulder, getting spit puddles everywhere. All of that is to be expected. 

Then, the unexpected. Like while wiping your toddler’s butt, you get poop on your sleeve. Because why didn’t you remember to roll your damn sleeve up before wiping their ass? It’s not like you are a rookie ass-wiper. You’ve been wiping butts, including your own since the 80’s. Yet, there you are, shit on your sleeve, wondering what you should do. Change your shirt? Now roll up your sleeve and just continue through the day like you don’t have crap on you? Yes, these thoughts happen. Because sometimes, as a parent, you don’t even have time to change your shitty shirt. 

Having a fourth child, that’s not crazy, right? I go back and forth about this idea and wonder if I’m batshit crazy to even entertain this thought. There’s never a perfect time to have a child. Just like there’s never a perfect time to get a puppy. You just do it, knowing that the road ahead will be filled with laughter, tears, money bleeding out of your pockets, more gray hair, and a lot of mess. 

I am so happy with my three girls. Blessed to have them when I know some people can’t have any. I’m already pulled in too many directions that another child would further complicate an already complicated life. 

I don’t NEED more. Life would be simpler without more. I might maintain a more healthy level of sanity without more. 

But…

I think Evie had her first dream last night. Well, in her case, she would probably call it a nightmare if she could. From behind the gate, I hear her say “momma!” But she didn’t scream my name like someone was lighting her on fire like she had been doing for the past few months. It was a sad mixed with angry “momma.” She didn’t normally call me like that in the morning.

It’s no secret that my toddler is not a good sleeper. I envy those people who have children that sleep 12 hours straight all the time and who take 2 hour naps. Well, I envy them but I’m also not willing to let her cry it out. I want it all without paying the price.

Anyways, we’ve struggled on the sleep train for years now. Recently, its been Evie’s go-to to wake up anywhere between 1130pm and 4am to call me into her bed with her. She does this by screeching my name from the doorway of her room since I have a gate there to keep her in. I go in and lay with her, waking up if I can between 430am-530am so I can come downstairs and work before she gets up for real. This doesn’t always work out because she has also been waking up and staying up at 530am.

Children are put here to test your ability to remain sane. I firmly believe this.

The other morning around 6am, I am sitting at my desk working when Vince comes in to find me. I’m alone, the light is dim, I have a half a cup of coffee in me already. No baby in sight. I am relaxed. He looks concerned.

A minute later, I hear a plunk sound…followed immediately by an “uh oh.” No. That’s not what I think it was. But turning around and noticing her empty hands and the stunned look on her face, I knew what happened.

I am selfish.
I am prideful.
I am a bad partner.

I realized these things the other day. Felt them in my core. Vince and I had a fight. A good one. Not a light-hearted one about light switches or being late. It was a real one. The fight erupted out of nowhere, like all married fights do when you repress annoyances and let the tension build.