I'm Raising the Curtins

Welcome to my own source of personal therapy.

This blog is an outlet for the inner workings of my mind, but is also a story of how you can make anything out of your life regardless of your upbringing or circumstances. You have to persevere and want more.

I made this life I have today, with a loving and ridiculous family who makes every trip around the sun an interesting one. With each step taking me closer to the type of success I dream about.  I shouldn’t have what I have, but I do because I wasn’t willing to take less.

My blog is to share some of how I got here and how I keep going places. It’s a place to share struggles and realness. A place to share the absurdity that is being a mom.

Sometimes I overshare in my posts. I curse and give gory details about vaginas and grossness that comes with men and raising kids. But I also talk about spirituality, dealing with your babies not being babies anymore. 

In here, I talk about what real life really is.

I’m not writing this blog, Raising the Curtins, to be popular or make boatloads of cash. That would be wonderful, but this blog has other purposes. To give me therapy so I stay somewhat sane, to leave a digital legacy for my children, and to share what’s real in life so others feel a connection through real life, not filters. 

Meet the curtins

Kristina
Mom
Vince
#girldad
Gianna
The Best Accident
Scarlett
Tester of Limits
Evangeline
Boss Baby
Marina
Last Nugget

LATEST POSTS

  • Are you a parent who sometimes feels like you’re barely holding it together? Same here. In my latest post, I’m sharing my “Mother of the Year” moments—the times I definitely didn’t nail the whole parenting thing. From letting my kid eat hand sanitizer to approving a show I should’ve said no to (yep, it happened), this is the real, messy side of motherhood. If you’ve ever had a #momfail, trust me, you’re not alone. Let’s embrace the chaos together. 💁‍♀️

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  • TikTok… love it or hate it? I was firmly in the “hate it” camp—until my daughter pulled a fast one on me, using a TikTok persuasion trick to get herself a glass of orange juice at dinner. Turns out, TikTok might be teaching her more than I thought. This post is about how my 10-year-old schooled me with her negotiation skills—thanks to social media. Maybe TikTok isn’t all bad after all…

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  • Is cheerleading a sport? Kristina’s take might ruffle some pom-poms! With a blend of humor and reflection, she dives into her high school days, when she cheered on the sidelines but wasn’t convinced it qualified as a sport. Read on to find out why she thinks traditional cheer is more about entertainment than athletics—unless it’s competitive cheer, of course.

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  • When we plan for vacations I have to plan on spending a decent amount of cash on food. I say “plan” very loosely. I don’t budget. When I use the word plan here, I just mean get my mental state in the right place to accept the fact that my wallet is going to leak for a week. Warm up that MasterCard, Kris. It’s getting abused for food.

    When we went to Hawaii earlier this year, I mentally prepped myself for the fact that our typical vacation food expenses would probably be double. Thank goodness for those COVID relief checks…

    Frugal person that I am, I thought it might be helpful to give a quick review of the food places we ate at while in Oahu, Hawaii. In case you have plans to travel there….or just want to read about our experiences. Because I won’t sugar-coat it and I won’t blab on for ages giving you a review that takes longer to read than your food does to digest. We all have better things to do. and I’m not a food critic.

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LISTEN TO RAISING THE CURTINS

If you love sarcasm, unfiltered motherhood stories, and the occasional chaos of my life (think: a mind that never stops over-analyzing everything. single. thing., parenting 4 daughters whose age ranges are ridiculous, and being married to an asshole)…you’re in luck.

Whether you're in the carline, folding laundry, or taking an extra long time on the toilet, throw on my audio files and pretend we're having a large glass of wine together and getting real. Because sometimes, you just need a voice in your ear telling you all the crazy shit about a middle aged woman and her family.