I'm Raising the Curtins

Welcome to my own source of personal therapy.

This blog is an outlet for the inner workings of my mind, but is also a story of how you can make anything out of your life regardless of your upbringing or circumstances. You have to persevere and want more.

I made this life I have today, with a loving and ridiculous family who makes every trip around the sun an interesting one. With each step taking me closer to the type of success I dream about.ย  I shouldn’t have what I have, but I do because I wasn’t willing to take less.

My blog is to share some of how I got here and how I keep going places. It’s a place to share struggles and realness. A place to share the absurdity that is being a mom.

Sometimes I overshare in my posts. I curse and give gory details about vaginas and grossness that comes with men and raising kids. But I also talk about spirituality, dealing with your babies not being babies anymore.ย 

In here, I talk about what real life really is.

Iโ€™m not writing this blog, Raising the Curtins, to be popular or make boatloads of cash. That would be wonderful, but this blog has other purposes. To give me therapy so I stay somewhat sane, to leave a digital legacy for my children, and to share what’s real in life so others feel a connection through real life, not filters.ย 

Meet the curtins

Kristina
Mom
Vince
#girldad
Gianna
The Best Accident
Scarlett
Tester of Limits
Evangeline
Boss Baby
Marina
Last Nugget

LATEST POSTS

life & therapy

bi-school pride

Exploring the unexpected challenges of embracing school choice after moving from Pittsburgh to Florida. I was prepared for differences in education quality and facilities, but wasnโ€™t expecting the loss of

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sibling rivalry humor
motherhood

she got graped

My 13-year-old is addicted to green grapes. While the rest of her age bracket is vaping and having sex, my daughter Scarlett is happy OD’ing on nature’s candy. I am

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jaded
life & therapy

jaded

I’ve haven’t written much lately. Been distracted I guess by other things. Minor to-do’s. Finding ways to save a little moola (cut out some subscriptions I really didnโ€™t need and

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motherhood

it’s a family thing

I havenโ€™t really written too much about this up until now. But my oldest daughter Gianna has been in a serious relationship for some time. Sheโ€™s been dating this boy

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polish wafer tradition
life & therapy

sweaty wafers

It used to be a Christmas Eve tradition in my husbandโ€™s massive Irish Catholic family. Before eating dinner on the night before Christmas, we would pray, and then these thin,

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motherhood

i wanna be sedated

My oldest had all 4 of her wisdom teeth extracted last week. It was the first time any of my kids had to go under IV sedation and I was

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crafts & reviews

the gobble guide

Iโ€™m excited to introduce “The Gobble Guide,” my Thanksgiving meal planning binder that started as a simple way to manage the chaos in the kitchen but quickly turned into something

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motherhood

last but not least

Reflecting on how Marina stands out among her siblingsโ€”not because of tantrums or challenges but because of her laid-back nature. Unlike the countless posts I wrote about Evieโ€™s struggles, Marinaโ€™s

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LISTEN TO RAISING THE CURTINS

If you love sarcasm, unfiltered motherhood stories, and the occasional chaos of my life (think: a mind that never stops over-analyzing everything. single. thing., parenting 4 daughters whose age ranges are ridiculous, and being married to an asshole)โ€ฆyouโ€™re in luck.

Whether you're in the carline, folding laundry, or taking an extra long time on the toilet, throw on my audio files and pretend we're having a large glass of wine together and getting real. Because sometimes, you just need a voice in your ear telling you all the crazy shit about a middle aged woman and her family.